Sorry everyone had to wait until Saturday, but here's the Person of the Week and Douche of the Week results.
Person Of The Week: Neil Armstrong
Neil Armstrong was a pretty cool guy. He was the first person to step foot on the Moon. Despite his fame, he was a pretty nice guy and didn't really brag about all his accomplishments, which is something rare today.
RIP, Neil. You're in a better place now.
Douche Of The Week: Rep. Todd Akin, R-Missouri
Tried to defend rape because he skipped biology class in high school.
Also, a giant douche because even the GOP thinks he's a douche.
Congratulations to our winners (or, if you got named DOTW, "winner")!
POTW/DOTW Week Two is going to be underway real soon.