Saturday, September 1, 2012

Person Of The Week/Douche Of The Week: Week One Results

Sorry everyone had to wait until Saturday, but here's the Person of the Week and Douche of the Week results.

Person Of The Week: Neil Armstrong

Neil Armstrong was a pretty cool guy. He was the first person to step foot on the Moon. Despite his fame, he was a pretty nice guy and didn't really brag about all his accomplishments, which is something rare today.

RIP, Neil. You're in a better place now.

Douche Of The Week: Rep. Todd Akin, R-Missouri

Tried to defend rape because he skipped biology class in high school.

Also, a giant douche because even the GOP thinks he's a douche.

Congratulations to our winners (or, if you got named DOTW, "winner")!

POTW/DOTW Week Two is going to be underway real soon.