I promised my readers that some new things were on the way, and I figured I'd get the community involved. Also, any blog can just give out an award for whatever; but I've decided that Person of the Week (POTW) and Douche of the Week (DOTW) are two awards that will be given out here. Why? There are people and there are douches (sadly, a lot more of the latter). We have to give recognition to both in fairness. How will we know who is awesome and who is a douche?
How do I get nominated for POTW/DOTW?
It's a surprise. POTW/DOTW will be usually based on current events (and sometimes, awesome/not so awesome people I know). A nomination for POTW means you've done something to make the world a better place.
A nomination for DOTW is self explanatory. It shouldn't be taken personally if you're offended by my nomination (if you win, however, that's not my fault, that's the community's).
How many weekly participants will there be in POTW/DOTW?
Four people. This is to give equal representation to persons and douches.
When is the voting open? How is the voting done?
Voting will commence every Sunday/Monday and winners will be announced on Friday (or Saturday depending on how productive I'm feeling). You're allowed one vote per category.
What happens in the case of a tie?
They both get the award. That doesn't mean you're half as awesome or half of a douche; you're not half of a person, right? In the case of three-way ties, a runoff vote will run concurrently with the following week's voting.
What do I get for winning?
Self-satisfaction (or if you win DOTW, everyone will know you're a douche).
"BUT JOSE I'M NOT A DOUCHE WHY DID YOU NOMINATE ME FOR THE DOUCHE OF THE WEEK AWARD!"
There are many things I can fix, but I can't fix butthurt. You're really at the mercy of the community; namely because I'm not voting.
Go to my next post to find out who the nominees are.
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