It takes quite a bit to offend me. Normally I'd laugh a lot of things off, but a friend of mine told me about a YouTube video that was, in her words, "awful, and just upsetting." Normally I'd take this to be something I can handle, but upon looking at said video, I told her that I would have nightmares for the next week or ten. If you want to view the video, you can view it here. (Apparently the folks at YouTube found it offensive enough to force me to sign in to my YouTube account.)
Upon first glance, you must be thinking to man the harpoons and thinking up a storm of all the jokes ever aimed at fat people; but think about it for a second. If they have gotten laid, ever, then I fear for the gene pool. This is another argument for legalized abortion. Considering we all have the responsibility of continuing the human race at some point in our lives, why would anyone want to choose these two people as something to bear your offspring? They already look like they're pregnant; why get them double pregnant?
About 1:50 into the film, the girl in the background whips out a purple dildo, which confirms my suspicions: that no sane man would ever have sex with them, so they had to resort to sex toys (I won't judge you if you have sex toys, but most normal people don't make that kind of thing public knowledge). I could go further into detail, but you can draw your own conclusions from this video. Just make sure you have barf bags nearby if you just recently ate.
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